God in Pajamas

More funny things Conner said recently.

*Me- "Conner, do you want to go outside and listen for the owls?"

Conner- "No, maybe later when I change my mind."

* Conner and Steve went to Hooters for dinner the other night. When they got there, they were having a car wash outside and the Hooters girls were wearing Bikinis. When they were ordering their food, Conner asks the waitress, "Why are you only wearing your underwear?"

 

*When getting ready for bed-

Conner- "Mom, what do you think God is doing right now?"

Me- "I don't know, what do you think God is doing?"

Conner- "He probably just finished his dinner and his mommy is putting his pajamas on him so he can go to bed."

(3 yrs old)