Prayer to the Flag

 

Steve- "Conner. lets say all the prayers you know."

Conner - "Our Father, Hail Mary, Bless Us O Lord, I pledge allegiance, "

Steve- "I pledge allegiance isn't a prayer."

Conner - "Yes, it is, It is our prayer to the flag!"

Conner Clean Toy Room

 

While eating at the Chinese restaurant, Conner asked me to read his fortune cookie to him.

Me- "It says, Conner, you need to clean your toy room."

Conner - "how did that cookie know my name?"

A Different Kind of English

At the Chinese Restaurant, Conner took a piece of bamboo out of a decoration. I said, "What are you doing?"

Conner said " I like this wood, so I took it."

Me- "You mean you "Stole it?"

Conner- "Well, not really, cause if they come up to me and tell me I wasn't supposed to take that, I won't know what they are saying cause they speak a different kind of English. So, they really can't tell me not too, I wouldn't understand them."