HOT BATCHI

Hot Batchi

When we asked Conner where he wanted to go for his birthday, he said ZUCKI!

He said he wanted to go to Hot Batchi!!!  (Hibachi grill).

That's what he thinks it's called!

Ask the Government

Sunday, I was on the phone with Delta becasue when I booked our flights, we were all sitting together. When I checked online Sunday, they had moved Conner to sitting with two stangers. Although I had the confirmation showing it correctly. So, it took 20 minutes on the phone with Delta for them to fix their mistake.

 

When I got off the phone, Conner said

"Did they fix it? Am I sitting with you?"
Me- "Yes"

Conner- "Well, if that guy didn't fix it, you could of called the government and asked them to fix it!"

Me- "Why would I call the government?"
Conner- "Becasue that is what the government does. They fix problems. Except that president guy, you say he Sucks!"

 

 

Age 6

Impaled!

 

We were driving down the highway and saw a dead deer in pieces!

Conner said "Look, He's been IMPALED!"

 

Big words for a little man!

age 5 3/4

Large NOZZLES

 

Conner- "I'm glad my nose never bleeds like some people's do."

Me- "I know."

Conner- "Cause when they have a nose bleed, blood comes shooting out of their NOZZLES."

Me- "Say What?"

Conner - "You know, These things here, (pointing to his nose), your NOZZLES!"

 

age 5 1/2

I look good in White!

Me- "Conner, what color of uniform top top do you want to wear today?"

Conner - "I think I will wear white today since I look so good in white!"

 

5 1/2 years old

Vanilla Soap

 

 

Conner was being very smart on Saturday. So, I said

"if you say that one more time, you are getting your mouth washed out with soap!"

 

He said without skipping a beat...."Can I have the vanilla flavored soap this time?"

 

Since when do get to chose your poison??

 

Age 5 1/2