Show it Off!!

Conner had a Circumcision revision in November. A couple of weeks later, Steve took him to see the Pediatrician, Dr. Phillips, for a respiratory infection.

They were waiting in an exam room, Dr. Phillips walks in, Conner pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles and said.....

"Dr. Phillips, I got a new Penis."

 

Dr. Phillips calmly said, "Well, I knew you were going too, let me have a look."

 

Oh My!!!!!!

 

(3.5 yrs old)

I Lost my Sexy!

 

The other day while driving to the mall, Conner was eating cheetos in the back seat.

I hear "Oh Nuts, I dropped Cheetos all down my shirt, Now I'm not SEXY anymore."

 

What do you say to that?

 

(3.5 yrs old)

Home Alone at 3 yrs old???

So, Conner has watched "Elf" with Will Ferrell about 75 times this month, no exageration. Probably not the best parental decision we've made, but he loves it.

So, driving down the road today from the back seat,

 

Conner-  "Mommy, I think I want to stay home by myself one day."

 

Me- "Well, what would you do all day?"

 

Conner- "Well, I would dress up like an elf, chop down some trees, decorate the house, make spaghetti, go to the North Pole, and Ride the Polar Express."

 

Oh my, don't turn your back on him because he has a plan.

(3.5 yrs old)

I Smell Nutella

 

While walking toward the restaraunt in the hotel, you could smell the breakfast buffett.

When getting close, Conner says

"Oh Great, It smells like they have Nutella!"

 

He loves Nutella!

(3.5 yrs old)

Waitress Love

 

 

We were staying in the Galt House Hotel in Louisville this weekend. Our waitress Saturday night was catering to Conner's every need. He ordered corn dogs as soon as she approached our table the first time. We didn't even have drinks ordered. She said, "If he is ready to eat, I will get it immediately,"

Then, she brought him a bowl of croutons, then later a bowl of potato sticks, then later she pushed his chair up to the table more.

When she started to walk away,

Conner said "I think I want to go home with her!"

(3.5 yrs old)

Kindergarten

They must talk a lot about kindergarten in preschool. He has a lot of questions about kindergarten.

Today he asked "Mommy, Is kindergarten one day long, 2 days long, or a long time?"

I said, "Kindergarten lasts one year, then you go to first grade, then second grade, and then third grade."

He interrupted and said "Oh My Gosh, that is so long, I am going to be so so tired, what are we gonna do about it?

(3.5 yrs old)

Break from Baths

Last night, Conner walked into the kitchen and announced to me,

"Mommy, my knees hurt, so I am not going to take another bath for 2 weeks."

 

And out he ran on his hurting knees.

 

(3.5 yrs old)

Grandmother/ Dancing with the Stars

The other night, I attempted to watch the season finale of Dancing with the Stars. I told Conner to sit quietly so I could see who wins tonight.

He said "Yeah, I think Grandmother is going to be on there tonight and she is going to wear one of those short shirts."

My Grandmother is 80 plus.
(3.5 yrs old)