Fish turns into Chicken?

While camping, Steve was making dinner outside, frying fish.

Conner said "Dad, how long do you have to fry that fish before it turns into chicken and we can eat it?"

 

(4 yrs old)

Put a Bra On!

While camping this weekend, Conner said

"Hey Mom, put a bra on so we can go outside and play!"

4 years old

Library Voice

At the library, Conner was talking soooo.... loud.

Me - "Conner, you have to use your library voice!!"

Conner- "But, they didn't give me a library voice!"

Clouds

Conner- "How do clouds stay in the air?"

Me- "I really don't know."

Conner- "Well, how does God make Clouds?"

Me- "Out of air, and water,and...."

Conner -  "SUGAR!"

 

4 yrs old

High School

 

 

 

Conner asked me while driving "Why did God make it so hot outside today?"

Me- "I don't know Honey."

Conner- "But mom, you went to high School. You know everything."
(4 yrs old)

Another Day for MOM??

We had "Mornings with Mom" at pre-school Friday. So, Conner and I had muffins and juice. He didn't eat because he couldn't wait to give me the gift he'd made me. We go down to his classroom, and he gives me a necklace. He wants me to take a picture to show my friends at work because he said he was going to keep it and I could have it back in a few days!  What???  Then, he said

"So, What did you guys get me?"

I said "No, it's Mother's Day, when we celebrate mom's"

He said "I thought it was like Valentine's day?"

I said "No, it's just for mom's"

Conner said "So, I'm not getting anything?"

 

 

Later that day when my boys remembered they should get me a card and maybe a gift...

Conner "Dad, didn't we just celebrate mom last month?" (my b-day and anniversary).

"We just gave her gifts, why does she get so many days?"


A few days later-
Conner-  "When is Daddy's Mother's Day?"

(4 yrs old)

Waste My Money???

When we got back from Disney, I asked Conner what he was going to save his allowance for now that we are done with Disney.

C- "Probably something really special that I don't have."

Me- " I have an idea, why don't you save your allowance and when we get a house you can put it toward a really nice club house or tree house."

C- "Well, I don't want to waste MY money on that, I want to waste YOUR money on a clubhouse."

(4 yrs old)