Stealing Mrs. Andrea

 

While camping, I said "I smell Sweet Honeysuckle."

Conner said "Just like Mrs. Andrea. I am waiting for her to get rid of John and then she will be my girlfriend."

 

Mrs. Andrea is Conner's pre-school teacher and John is her husband.

 

Age 5

T-ball

 

While we were camping, Conner was playing with Josie from his t-ball team.

I said "Josie, do you like t-ball?"

Josie said "Yes!"

Conner said "Me too, I love it!"

 I said "Really?? I didn't know that."

Conner said "I love t-ball..... except for the practices and the games."

 

5 yrs old

Everyone Deserves to go to Heaven

We ordered baby chickens from a Hatchery. They got lost in the mail for a few days and we knew they all wouldn't be alive by the time they made it here.

When they arrived, two were dead. Steve took them out of the box and started to toss them in the trash.

Conner said "What are you doing?"

Steve- "Throwing them away."

Conner - "But if you throw them away, they won't make it to heaven, and everything deserves a chance to get to heaven."

So they buried the two little chicks.

 

5 years

Childproof

 

I put an old vitamin container in the tub for Conner to play with. He was trying to get the lid off and He said "This lid is stuck, it won't come off."

I said "Well, It is childproof, you won't get it off."

He said "How does this bottle know that I am a child?"

 

5 years old