Funny

Now that Conner talks all the time and has a very extensive vocabulary, the blank looks he had as a baby where you say "I wonder what he is thinking" have come to LIFE in words!!!!

Some of the Funniest, tickle my funny bone moments are:

1. When we put out our lawn furniture this summer he said- "Look Mommy, a couch outside!"
2. When we were driving on Green River Road by CVS's digital Billboard he said- "Look Mommy, a TV outside!"
3. When shopping at Dillards the other day in the toddler department he said- "That Boy has no head or feet!" referring to the children manequins.
4. When sitting next to a semi hauling brand new cars to a dealership he said- "How those cars jump up there?"
5. When taking a bath, he pointed out a bug bite and said- "Bug Bite me, Mommy take it off."
6. When seeing a convertible with its top down he said-"Mom, look over there, look that!" He just didn't have many words for this one.
7. When we were getting ready to draw a bath and he saw a large wad of my hair gathered at the tub drain - I said "Ewe Gross, all of mommy's hair is falling out" He responded "Mommy, Put it back on !!!"
8. After bathtime, I put this anti-itch medicine on Conner's bug bites. It has a picture of a mosquitoe on the jar. I always say "Where are your bites at today?" He points them all out and we put the cream on them. Well, Monday night, he said- "Put Cream right here Mom, Sammy bite me!" Sure enough, he had a human mouth mark on his wrist where his classmate Sammy had bit him that day. He thought that cream was for all types of bites.
9. Steve and Conner went to the airport to watch Stanton and Shirley's plane leave for Alaska. We went back to pick them up when they returned home 12 days later. While waiting and watching for the plane to arrive, he said- "Nanny and Papaw come out of the sky Now???????" He thought they vacationed in the sky for 2 weeks. This is my favorite!!!!!!!
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11. (2yrs. 3 months old)