Large NOZZLES

 

Conner- "I'm glad my nose never bleeds like some people's do."

Me- "I know."

Conner- "Cause when they have a nose bleed, blood comes shooting out of their NOZZLES."

Me- "Say What?"

Conner - "You know, These things here, (pointing to his nose), your NOZZLES!"

 

age 5 1/2

I look good in White!

Me- "Conner, what color of uniform top top do you want to wear today?"

Conner - "I think I will wear white today since I look so good in white!"

 

5 1/2 years old

Vanilla Soap

 

 

Conner was being very smart on Saturday. So, I said

"if you say that one more time, you are getting your mouth washed out with soap!"

 

He said without skipping a beat...."Can I have the vanilla flavored soap this time?"

 

Since when do get to chose your poison??

 

Age 5 1/2